I think we all know the real reason the government shut down…
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My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it
Someone: Hey, can I borrow a pen?
Me, getting a bag of pens out: Absolutely not, perish.
what ever happened to personality!!! i want decorative towels that arent boring!!! i want NOVELTY!! i want people to come over to my house and look at my trinkets and immediately think this lady is a wacko and also her stuff is haunted
i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard
me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™
and hopelessly lost): where’s totoro
me: *shaves legs* hehhee i am slippry like dolphin
my brain:
me:…………..slippry like dolphin
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